There was once a man who lived at the corner of the street. He was surrounded by pineapple trees that gave his house some shade. He loved his house, and would not part from it, even in dire times. When a tsunami warning was issued, and everyone had evacuated, he would not leave. He stayed in his bedroom, as if it was just another day, and laid in bed as the waves crashed all around him. Miraculously, he survived. The pineapple trees had taken the brunt of the waves, and had shielded his house from falling over. All that remained, were the floating bodies of pineapple. Thus, he became the pineapple man.
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